Actual Insurance Claims

1. I consider that neither vehicle was to blame, but if either were to blame, it was the other one
2. I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before
3. One wheel went into the ditch, my feet jumped from the brake to the accelerator pedal, leaped across to the other side, and jammed into the trunk of a tree
4. I collided with a stationary tram car coming the other way
5. To avoid a collision, I ran into the other car
6. The car had to turn sharper than was necessary, owing to an invisible truck
7. After the accident, a working gentleman offered to be witness in my favour
8. I collided with a stationary tree
9. The other man altered his mind, so I had run over him
10. I told the other idiot what he was, and went on my way
11. I can give no details of the accident, as I was somewhat concussed at the time
12. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
13. I blew my horn, but it would not work as it had been stolen
14. I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian, and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances
15. I thought the side window was down, but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it
16. A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted
17. A bull was standing nearby, and a fly must have tickled him, as he gored my car
18. She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met
19. A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face
20. I ran into a shop window, and sustained injuries to my wife
21. I misjudged a lady crossing the street
22. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house, and collided with a tree I haven't got
23. I left my car unattended for a minute, when by accident or design, it ran away
24. The other car collided with mine, without giving any warning of its intentions

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